Rocket Ship Confessional

sarcasmEnthusiast: guuuuuurl i'll mess you bitch ass up
tomic: :33 < excuse you punk?
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < gurl
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < i will fuck up your bitch ass from here to sweden
tomic: :33 < try me u little shit
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < do you want to fucking die you little shit??
tomic: :33 < you wanna go? i'll use you as a scratching post
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < bitch
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < do you
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < want
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < to fucking die
tomic: 833 < try me asshole
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < *ac pounces and violently fucks other ac in the butthole*
tomic: :33 < you call that assfucking? i've gotten it harder from hookers
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < i am a hooker bitch
tomic: :33 < well you're not a very good one
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < *brings out horuss's dildo*
tomic: >:33 < now that's what i'm taalking about
sarcasmEnthusiast: :33 < jesus christ

djavjr:

nerosfiddlingfires:

47confusednoots:

So I’m 98% positive that what I thought was an artistic red blotch on the OFF start screen is actually a cat skull.

I don’t know if anyone else noticed or I’m just slow.

~~I want this on a shirt even more now~~

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS.

OH

i'm going to fart on you

inabaka

I love you too mommy <3

inabaka:

and here we spot the wild sis strider

inabaka:

ah yes, the sis strider in her natural habitat
this is the mating call where she twerks in the field

bossofthealbatross:

Awesome painting of the Behemoth from Sixburb by my friends uncle!! Holy shit.

mercilessmercy:

FUCK WITH ME WILL YOU?

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.